Brand New Everything, Beach Across Street | Condo in Holmes Beach
2 Bedroom Condo in Holmes Beach
VRC16-000556
Your 50-second walk to the beach starts here.
Sea Pirate 3 just completed a total 2025 transformation—and the results are stunning. Brand-new kitchen, redesigned bathroom, fresh furniture, new beds (yes, actually new mattresses), modern finishes throughout, and that unbeatable Holmes Beach location where you cross one quiet street and you're standing in powdered-sugar sand. With 712 square feet of coastal style plus a massive 326-square-foot enclosed patio, this 2-bedroom, 1-bath escape sleeps six and delivers the rare combination of designer updates, uncrowded beach access, and real value.
The 2025 Remodel (Everything's New)
Walk into a completely reimagined space. The navy shaker kitchen with white herringbone backsplash, quartz counters, and stainless appliances looks like it belongs in a design magazine. The bathroom features a double-sink navy vanity, patterned cement tile accent wall, and frameless glass shower. Gray wood-look LVP flooring flows throughout. Plush gray velvet sectional, golden pendant lights, coastal artwork, soft blue-gray walls with crisp white trim—this isn't your typical beach rental. This is thoughtfully designed, genuinely comfortable, actually stylish. And those new beds? The number one complaint from old reviews is now completely solved.
The Beach Access (Your New Favorite Thing)
Here's what makes this location unbeatable: you walk out your door, cross Gulf Drive (a quiet residential street), and 50 seconds later you're on Holmes Beach watching waves roll in. No parking lots to navigate. No hauling gear for blocks. Just you, the turquoise Gulf, and that famous white sand. Even better? No public beach parking nearby means you're sharing the sand with fellow condo residents and a handful of locals—not crowds pouring out of packed lots. Mornings feel private. Afternoons stay peaceful. This is the beach experience most visitors never find.
The Enclosed Patio (Your Secret Weapon)
This 326-square-foot screened patio is a game-changer for beach life. Gas grill for fresh grouper. Ample seating for sunset cocktails. Storage for all your beach gear so you're not tracking sand through the condo. The wagon and beach chairs live here—load up, walk across the street, unload on the sand. At day's end, rinse everything off and leave it on the patio. Repeat daily. This outdoor room is why families with small children keep coming back—you can run to the unit for snacks, bathroom breaks, or forgotten sunscreen without packing up your entire beach setup.
Sleeps Six Efficiently
Primary bedroom: King bed, TV, tropical garden views, direct patio access. Bunk room: Full-over-full bunk with twin trundle (sleeps 4!), perfect for kids or friends, desk for remote work, TV. Living room: Queen sleeper sofa for flexibility. One well-designed bathroom serves everyone without feeling cramped.
The Small Complex Advantage
Sea Pirate has just eight units. You'll know your neighbors by day two. The heated pool never feels crowded. Coin-op laundry on-site. One parking space included (tight but manageable). This intimate setting creates the vibe of a private beach compound rather than an anonymous rental complex.
Walking Distance Essentials
Walgreens and Skinny's Place are easy walks. Free island trolley stops nearby for exploring without driving—Publix, restaurants, shops, ice cream, all accessible. But honestly? With the beach 50 seconds away and that massive patio, you might never leave.
Perfect For
Families with young kids (easy beach access for quick trips back and forth). Small groups of friends (sleeps 6, great value). Snowbirds seeking updated comfort without luxury prices. Remote workers who want beach breaks between Zoom calls. Anyone who's tired of crowded beach access and wants the real Anna Maria Island experience. First-time visitors who'll become repeat guests (it happens constantly here).
The Honest Truth
This is a small condo that lives large. The 2025 remodel addressed every old complaint and created something genuinely special. The beach access is as good as it gets—50 seconds, across one street, uncrowded sand. The patio is a functional luxury. The location delivers walkability without chaos. Guest reviews don't lie: people come back year after year because this setup just works.
What Guests Say
"50 seconds to the beach." "Steps away from the beach, never crowded." "Perfect for families with small children—can run back and forth." "The patio was fantastic for beach gear and grilling." "Completely remodeled—all the decor and amenities are beautiful." "Clean, comfortable, great location." "We booked for next year before we even left."
Practical Details
2BR/1BA, sleeps 6 (king, full-over-full bunk + twin trundle, queen sleeper). 712 sq ft interior + 326 sq ft enclosed patio. Completely remodeled 2025. Beach access across the street (50 seconds). Heated pool. Coin-op laundry on-site. Parking for 1 vehicle. Beach wagon and chairs included. Gas grill on patio. High-speed WiFi. Cable TV. One-week minimum. Small 8-unit complex. Not pet-friendly. Walking distance to Walgreens, Skinny's, trolley stop.
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Brand New Everything, Beach Across Street is located in Holmes Beach. Brand New Everything, Beach Across Street provides accommodation, featuring Sports/Activities, Child Friendly, Laundry, among other amenities. This Condo features Sports/Activities, Child Friendly, Laundry, to make your stay a comfortable one.
Brand New Everything, Beach Across Street has 2 Bedrooms , 1 Bathroom, and max occupancy of 6 people. The minimum rental for this property is 1 nights, but this can change depending on the season you plan on staying. Previous guests have given good rated it, and VRBO labeled it a top-rated Condo because of the excellent services rendered by the owner or manager of this Condo, and has consistently provided great experiences for their guests. Most families or guests that use it recommend it to their friends and some of them are repeat guests. Condo has a friendly neighborhood, and the Holmes Beach has interesting places to visit. If you want to learn more about the Condo in Holmes Beach, such as places to visit and things to do nearby, you can check below to learn more.
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Extra-person charges may apply and vary depending on property policy government-issued photo identification and a credit card, debit card, or cash deposit may be required at check-in for incidental charges host has not indicated whether there is a carbon monoxide detector on the property; consider bringing a portable detector with you on the trip host has not indicated whether there is a smoke detector on the property onsite parties or group events are strictly prohibited special requests are subject to availability upon check-in and may incur additional charges; special requests cannot be guaranteed this property is managed through our partner, vrbo. you will receive an email from vrbo with a link to a vrbo account, where you can change or cancel your reservation